So, you have time to stop and take a scenery break, but you don't have time to run behind the tree and pee?
I get it, you're in a rush to catch your flight, so instead of walking 2 feet to one of the hundreds of bathrooms located at the airport, you're using your 2 hour delay to relax in your comfy chair while urinating on yourself. What makes for a worse flight, sitting in front of a toddler, or sitting next to a grown man in a dirty diaper?
Ok, 1) at least this is the first correct age bracket they've advertised for. 2) On a golf course, I imagine there aren't many options for releasing your fluids, and at that age, you do what you've got to do. 3) Touche Publix..touche.
No one takes painting that seriously that you can't take a 2 minute break to use the restroom. Seriously.
Is your wooden duck that important that you're willing to defile your own pants in order to finish it within a 2 hour time frame? Do you work in a Vietnamese sweat shop?
No one wants a dirty diaper in downward dog right in front of them...
Ok, this guy would NEVER use adult diapers. He's the kind of bad-ass that would rather drop a deuce in his new running shorts, than wear some god awful diaper. That's just false advertisement Publix, you know that.